liquid yoga

A slang word for an alcoholic beverage, especially when it's imbibed as a way to de-stress and/or relax, instead of doing something constructive like going to a yoga class or for a run, or dancing or stretching. Akin to the terms liquid lunch and liquid courage.

When I feel like I don't have time to go to the gym, but really need to de-stress and have some down time, I have a glass of my favorite liquid yoga.

beer yoga

Taking the philosophies of yoga and pairing it with the pleasure of beer-drinking to reach your highest level of consciousness.

"Let's do some beer yoga!"
"Beer yoga is the best way to start your day!"
"My favorite type of excersise is beer yoga."

Yoga Poser

An individual who likes to appear as though they are whole in health. The term can also be used to diss a yoga poser on the sly.

Signs of a yoga poser:

1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.

Yoga Poser: Oh my goodness, that Jalandhara Bandha yesterday made my quads soooo sore!
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?

Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)

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nude yoga

Yoga preformed nude! With touch sessions!

Thomas and Lauri went the nude yoga class specifically for the touch session.

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Yoga Rape

When a Yogi adjusts your pose in a way that can be misconstrued as sexual.

Dave totally yoga raped me in last night's vinyasa class.

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Brighton Yoga

The insanely unrealistic twisting two homosexual men would have to do to in order that they would each be simultaneously penetrating the other. In the ass.

No mouthsies!

‘Darth Vader looked at the drop of sweat rolling down Möbius’s back, over the taint and on to the top of his face, which finally fell sensuously off his nose and into his mouth. From the single twist of Möbius’s sinewy back and the way he was giving himself head, Darth knew he was in for a treat of hyperspatial Brighton Yoga.’ – Probably some fanfiction somewhere.

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yoga fire

A great conversation starter and icebreaker if they have ever played or heard about street fighter.

1. -sees friends- -jumps in- "YOGA FIRE" .. Everybody laughs

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