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Consuming Coffee and Adderall in the same time frame to magnify the effects of both, mainly for alertness in events like tests, sales, stock trading, and so forth.
"I have a huge sales call later today, about to go all in on a proper Yuppie Speedball"
"Chad fired up the Nespresso machine and gave me a 10 mil Addy this morning before the market opened...I crushed it; I trade stocks and crypto so much better on Yuppie Speedballs"
A person whose suburban "success" lifestyle is built on multi-level scams of various types. These people are typically churchgoing, drive SUVs, vote for "family values" candidates, and seem to be clueless of the fact that they produce nothing of value to society - existing primarily as large suburban human parasites.
BEWARE of being invited to a "party" (not to be confuzed with a "partay") by the Amway Yuppie. It's not a real party. Instead, you will spend the evening warding off sales pitches.
"Who was that at the door, was it the Jehovahs Witnesses?"
"Naw, it was just some Amway Yuppie inviting us to a scamfest."
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a rich female asshole who thinks everything should be given to her and doesnt know how to live on her own.
that yuppie girl didnt want to help cut the logs.
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Getting so hammered you black out after you vom in the kitchen sink and piss yourself on your friends couch. This is usually due to a night at "Yuppie Bar" in San Mateo, California; hence the name.
Dude, lets get yuppied tonight.
alternative: You got so yuppied last night you ruined my couch!
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Twenty dollar bill(s) that come from an ATM.
Before Joe went to lunch with his firends, he needed to stop by the ATM for some yuppie bucks.
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The practice of collecting all cash chipped in to pay a restaurant or bar tab and charging the entire amount to one's credit card.
Short of cash, Fred decided to make use of the yuppie ATM by whipping out his credit card and picking up his friends' yuppie foodstamps.
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Like the cocktail "Brass Monkey," which is equal parts beer and orange juice, the "Brass Yuppie" is equal parts beer and San Pelligrino Aranciata. Like the Brass Monkey, you need to drink your 40 oz. down to the label before you fill it with the Aranciata, and then mix it up good before consuming. Refreshing for a hot summer day.
Dude, let's make some Brass Yuppies and hang out on the roof of your new condo.
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