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Zack is an ordinary guy who cannot get a grip on reality, he lives in a world where liberals are bad and vegans are the enemy, he is very racist and very discoloured, he looks like a walking box of melted pastels and preforms like a sloth on go slow, his skill in bed is something beyond non existant and his lack of self respect is uncanning and a turn off, he has no clue wether he is actually better off dead than living in this hell he calls home, he has many friends who make fun of him and can't take a joke in return which makes Zack easily aggressive and uncontrollably sweaty in fortnite, he is known as the tall self depreciating cunt that scares girls away with his ogre stench from never washing himself, he has contracted many diseases and is a walking virus
Zack is a cunt
Zack should not talk to anybody
Zack is actually crying with laughter
Grace read this
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The biggest scammer you will ever meet. His weed is average. He got noodle arms and gorilla fingers. He dick is...meh.
Oh you got scammed? Was his name Zack?
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a rare mix of a Zack and a kangaroo. is also known for his head to look like a chode
the Zack a roo can only be found staring at peoples ass
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the least majestic species of zacks. They often get yelled at for no reason and are a big try hard at basketball. The most annoying out of the friend group and often try to fit it but gets bullied. they are irrelevant, talkative, (in the bad way).
Ugly zack: guys my mom died
Ellison: shut up ugly zack.
A horny creep who sleeps with a lot of women, most of whom are very ugly and annoying.
At bar:
"Hey has anyone seen Gollum from lord of the rings?"
"Yea, I think it went home with Zack"
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Bassist for All Time Low. He is a very good bassist, known for his Diddy Kong Stomp while playing. Usually seen working out and drinking protein shakes.
Hey look at Zack Merrick! hes Diddy Kong stomping all over the place
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