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LongView Zoo is the name for a strip club which will hire ANY applicant. No matter what their looks, weight or ability to dance.
You look around and see zoo animals as dancers.
Went to the Longview Zoo lastnight and saw 2 elephants, an aranguntan, and a yak.
That one song from Spongebob Squarepants that goes “bee, boo boo bop, boo boo beep” (or is it bee, boo boo bop, boo boo bop? Bee boo boo, boo boo bop? Bee boo boo bop? Boo boo, beep bop? Not, beep boo boo beep? Bop? Beep!? Boo boo bop!!
“And now, for the number one song in Bikini Bottom, Electric Zoo!”
Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present
I have to go have a cold zoo
The Hmong word for “Hello”, or “Greetings” pronounced (NYA-ZHONG)
Nyob zoo koj nyob li cas lawm. (Hello how are you doing?)
a group of teenagers that reside in seattle, wa. In the summer months they can be constantly found in the lovely park next to the zoo. doing what??
drinking beers, beers, beers.
smoking weed, weed, weed.
"I wish that i could be in the zoo crew!!"
"Well, why dont you stop by the park then, they'll probably smoke you a bowl."
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A strip club that lets you touch the strippers
-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
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Team Zoo is a team that runs shit, making them complete animals.
Damn, a Team Zoo just ran up and slapped me in the face, stole my wallet and took me to a back alley where he raped me using zero lube. I regret the entire experience and should not have made eye contact.
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