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if you’re secretly gay for a guy named gio you’ll have the name wes riley
chloe: dude jake reminds me of wes riley because he’s so gay
my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!
when ur friend wants to date u
friend; yo bro i need something to tell u friend 2; what is it friend; i want to date u and have kids with u and i also want to have sex friend2;we dont swing like that bro
No. We are not. I refuse to be it. I refuse to let YOU be it.
Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"
Something that 12 year old Fortnite players say when jumping out the bus. It is also said by Charles Calvin in Completing the Mission.
Somebody is letting it be known that we cool but we not that cool.
Question: When you going let me come over?
Answer: We ain’t there!
a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.