Mad River Glen

Sweetest skiing destination this side of the Alps. Real mountain for real skiers looking to shred. Rocks and grass poke through the sweet white stuff just because it's more hardcore that way. Doesn't allow boarders because they ruin good snow.

Vermont's getting dumped on? Let's hit up Mad River Glen, no better turns to be had anywhere.

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Mad Monkey Shuffle

Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.

Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!

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U Mad Bro?

A phrase commonly used in games in which one player is intentionally doing something in order to piss another off. This phrase is then repeated multiple times as a way of pissing off the offended player, causing them to want to reach through their screen and strangle the 10 year old kid on the other side and leaving the occasional gaping hole in one's computer, TV, etc. screen.

Offended: Dude, leave me alone.
Offending: U Mad Bro?
Offended: Seriously, leave me alone!
Offending: U Mad Bro?
Offended: Dude!
Offending: U Mad Bro? U Mad Bro? U Mad Bro?
Offended: GODDAMMIT!.

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mad dog rule

During a drinking game when a rule is needed the Mad Dog rule is the best.

"The Mad Dog Rule" says that you must Mad Dog either the person across from you or everyone (your choice) whenever they take a drink or else you must take a drink yourself.

Maria: I drew an 8!

Clara: Mad Dog Rule!

Everyone: MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE!

Maria: How can I Mad Dog, I can't feel my face

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mad poo poo

This phrase was inspired as a play off of the populuar NYC teen term, "mad whack". Adding poo poo, with a slight Dominican accent shows that the event occuring is extra shitty.

Yo, son -- Ms. G gave us like 10 pages of homework tonight.

That's mad poo poo, son.

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u mad doggie

-Phrase coined by Harlem-bred rapper Cam'Ron.

Said to further aggravate someone who is mad.

'You just pissed me off!'

'U Mad Doggie?'

'Now I'm even more pissed off!'

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Mad as a bag of frogs

Whereas 'mad as a box of frogs' clearly isn't that mad as a box is rigid and therefore easy to carry, a BAG of frogs would be quite insane to transport because of all that nutty hopping and ribbiting, it would slip out of your hands in quite an nutty manner.

Person a: See that Glyn?
Person b: yeah, I know him, he's mad as a bag of frogs.
Person a + everyone else: yeah, I agree. Quite barking mad.

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