Squawk Box

A sexual act in which a man noses a girl in her box

He gave her squawk box, he wont be able to smell anything but smelly vagina for weeks!

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Jack in a Box

A penis that looks average until it is aroused and then erects to a size well above the norm.

Andrew: Yes, my penis looks only about an inch long when it is soft.

Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!

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box of fun

plastic keeper thing for holding crickets.
later to be fed to lizard. hahaaa stupid crickets.
anyway. the crickets chirp constantly. its annoying.

"shut up box of fun!"

"you should buy a box of fun so your crickets wont run away.."

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Box of chocolates

A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.

Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.

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rice box

a rice box is an asian pussy

i ate a rice box last night

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X-box

The most fanboyed and overrated console to date.

Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.

Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."

"Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep!"

"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."

Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.

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Bucket Box

The end result of a girls "cookie" after one to many "gangbang" and/or fisting scenes..

It was a whole team effort to fill her bucket box!

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