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An event that occurs when one is walking towards someone and both try to get out of each other's way. Instead they end up choosing the same path.
I was walking down the sidewalk and enjoyed The Awkward-Walking Dance with another by-standard.
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A girl who has sex with everyone
See that girl overthere she's a walking petri dish
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Son: dad can you pick me up from school
Dad: ha better walk
Son: hell nah that's a fat ass walk
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Advanced sex position, and variation of the walking 69. Fully shaved female mounts a larger male and inserts his swollen member in her mouth. Simultaneous oral sex occurs as the male begins speed walking, in which one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. A 400 metre track or paved alley are ideal locations for this epic act. Stride length is reduced and rhythm is crucial to avoid blowjob choke or skeet eye. A successful attempt is achieved with the male ejaculating in the female's mouth or hair.
With Rio de Janeiro hosting the 2016 Olympics, Dick and Jane have been seen brushing up on Brazilian speed walking throughout the neighbourhood.
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A term used to describe someone who is in a very dangerous situation.
(i.e. If you were walking on a giant razor's edge and fuck up, you either plumet to your death or you slip and land on the razor...getting chopped the fuck up and then raining down below).
Terms with the same meaning include:
SKATING ON THIN ICE and LIVING ON THE EDGE.
"Hear about Chauncey makin out wit Terry's girl las night?"
"Uuuh-huh...That foo be WALKIN ON THE RAZOR's EDGE right dea."
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A Meteorite-Walk-home is when one is walking home after many alcoholic beverages and the stability and co-ordination of that persons walk is almost as if they are walking through a meteorite shower that only they can see, involving staggering, tripping and the occasional fall.
"Oh my, Natalie is so drunk I think she may be in for a heavy Meteorite-walk-home later"
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the act of walking down the street alone on valentines night amidst lovey-dovey couples and men carrying flowers and teddy bears to give to their significant others
"it really sucked doing the reverse walk of shame home from the grocery store last night. i couldn't wait to get home to my sex and the city re-runs and my six cats."
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