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why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts

"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"

by hehe farts in french July 7, 2021


Monheim am Rhein

German city in between Dusseldorf and Cologne. Famous for being very modern and Rich.

I live in Monheim am Rhein.

by Milozulo February 16, 2022


AMS Carnival

Annual carnival held by Soviets in June known for its cotton candy, snow cones, popcorn and the beautiful tree shrine

The AMS Carnival signifies the graduation of juveniles from communist grip. At the end of the day all the juveniles high five the younger ones in a path before the bell rings.

by SamuelMyers January 21, 2021


I am paining

Used and invented by Vincentus, the phrase "I am paining" is very similar to "bruh" and often used when someone says something stupid, or something (unexpected) negative happens.

"Metal is satanism!" - "I am paining"

by Vincentusus February 8, 2021


11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020


i am juice box

parents in the room so you have to be quiet

yo i am juice box.

by SOULESamurai March 9, 2016


oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023