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Hailey is a backstabbing person who her friends hate. She won’t let not be her friend because she is a piece of crap. Every time you bring up something she said she will be like “ I never said that. When did I say that. I don’t remember ever saying that.”
“ Hailey I don’t like you and I don’t want to be your friend.”
“ Why, what did I do?”
“ Your an asshole who said I was a hoe and I suck dick for breakfast”
“ I didn’t say that, I don’t remember ever saying those things.”
“ go away Hailey.”
“But,but,but wait”
“Shut up Hailey Jones”
To spread a rumor which may not be true. Taken from Tom Segura’s anecdote about his dad and Tommy Lee Jones, where he finds out that he has incorrectly been telling people that Tommy Lee Jones is gay because Tom’s father misinformed Tom
I don’t want to out Tommy Lee Jones here, but I heard that John is having an affair
One of the baddest mutha f-ers you ever will know. Can’t kill him. Biggest, most honest heart and will protect you with his life. Crazy AF but always fun. Homie knows his shit and has been there done that. You’d be lucky to know this dude.
Yo! You must be some kind of Davey Jones or something! You’re nuts but I love ya!
To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,
oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone
This phrase is used after any statement to reinforce what has been said, commonly used in the Brynamman and Gwaun Cae Gurwen area
“I can’t bench 150kg that’s heavy as jones”
“I didn’t sleep much last night, I’m tired as jones”
boston jones means dumb nigger
you boston jones
Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.
That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.