Big in Japan

Something a man with a small penis says.

"Well at least I'm big in Japan"

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The Big Lick

When you're eating a bag of cheetos and you wait until you have eaten all of the cheetos to lick your fingers.

Libby: Woah! Why do you have so much cheeto dust on your fingers?
Haley: I'm waiting for the big lick at the end.

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Big Pizzle

A completely untalented "rapper" who knows he can do it despite everyone saying he cant. Likes water.

Hey whos that guy standing next to the retard who walks like a crippled dinosaur. The retarded dinosaur would be mike, the person next to him would be big pizzle.

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The Big Game

The name media companies give to the SuperBowl because the NFL will sue the ever living shit out of anyone that uses their trademarks.

Hey Tom, are you coming to the churches The Big Game party

Why don't you just call it the church SuperBowl party?

Because Last year the NFL sued gods house of worship for using their trademark!!

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The Big House

1. Prison
2. The Nickname for Michigan Stadium, where the University of Michigan Wolverines play their home games of NCAA football. Has an "official" (although often exceeded) capacity of 107,501, making it the largest American Football stadium in the world. At the time of this writing, U of M has won 3.5 home games for every home game that they have lost.

1. After being convicted on possession charges, homie got sent to The Big House
2. The Big House goes absolutely nuts during home games versus Ohio State

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Big Penis

Like a nine inch, massive dick

Women: You have a big penis

Man: All the better to bang you with

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big brother

1. The panoptical force of civil design and engineering that facilitates the proliferation of its own systematically reinforced ideological dogma both overtly and surreptitiously into every conceivable facet of the cognitive and behavioral patterns of the population over which it presides

2. The character in the novel '1984' from which the term is derived

3. Colloquial term for one's older male sibling

4. A shitty TV show

1. Be careful, dude. Big brother is watching.

2. Nobody heard what Big Brother
was saying. It was merely a few words of encouragement restoring
confidence by the fact of being spoken.

3. My big brother is here to pick me up. Act natural.

4. I like to watch Big Brother cause they stupid on that show.

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