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buttered whisker biscuit

The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.

Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!

by boerbabe May 23, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


whisker biscuit with cheese

a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot

She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.

I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!

by Tank178 October 7, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


quivering whisker biscuit

pussy.

I threw my cock in that quivering whisker biscuit!

by Dick Basile March 25, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


barrack room biscuit

Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).

Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."

by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Biscuit(s)

A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.

Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'

Ass Biscuit(s)

by Thom els August 17, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Satan's Air Biscuits

Particularly loud and noticable flatuance accompanied by the strong and lingering smell of decay and sulfer.

Wooo, I really brought a case of Satan's Air Biscuits home today. If you try you can almost smell the black beans from my lunch-time burrito.

by ilookmarvlus December 13, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Long walk for a biscuit

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.

X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.

by Jkins August 4, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž