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A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This jutsu takes dozens of Shinobi and nearly all of their chakra.
Ninja art, super flower blood moon eclipse jutsu!
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A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.
"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."
"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."
This is a great 6th book in which Severus Snape kills Dumbledore, on page 606, go ahead and read, great book, oh yeah, and dumbledore dies, snape kills him.
Harry: Hagrid..Snape..killed Dumbledore
Hagrid: Wha' Harry?
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it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted ad decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.
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A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This requires dozens of Shinobi and huge amounts of chakra.
Ninja art super flower blood moon eclipse!
the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
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Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince is the book in which Dumbledore dies and the wizarding world comes to an end as we know it.
Harry Pottter Fans *reads Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince*
Dumbledore *dies*
Harry Potter Fans *omg*
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