Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.
Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station
Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny
Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh
A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.
Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.
Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.
“Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog”
Ew guys, Brandon was at the St. Lawerence game the other week and he was cheering for them.
An attempted derogatory term used by FOX NEWS and it's cult followers. It's actual meaning is: A winner; winning the popular vote; winning the electoral college; the winner of the Presidency of the United States of America.
Brandon is our president.
Brandon is a bitch ass nigga, fuck Brandon
There go Brandon bein a bitch ass nigga again