Brown Ninja

Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.

Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.

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brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.

Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!

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brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

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brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.

Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.

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Brown Stranger

A Brown Stranger is a shit that is left in a stall by someone unknown to you that is not flushed. You normally discover a brown stranger in a public bathroom, but occasionaly they appear in your home, these are nicknamed: "Brown Familliars"

Yo, MARK!, Dont bother using the second stall! Someones left a fucking Brown Stranger

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sinking the brown

anal sex

i pulled out of the pink and sunk the brown

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audible brown

During the commission of vaginal sex in the "doggy-style" position, the man sticks his arms out (as a QB would when calling an audible) and yells "Audible brown! Audible brown!". He then withdraws his penis from his partner's vagina and re-inserts it into her anus. This move is perfectly legal when in question of having anal sex since the man has made clear of his intentions.

"Yeah baby, how's that feel?"

"Good, but I've got something better! ... Audible brown! Audible brown! Hutt!"

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