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(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
an elitist breed of junglist, open to social interaction with non-junglist populations. still opposing lesser forms of electronic music, kandi junglists are known to wear the plastic beaded bracelets of the traditional kandi (candy) ravers. these exceptional individuals posses all the qualities of angry junglists and also participate in the philosophy of PLUR. This phenomena is known as 'Jungle PLUR'
junglist wearing kandi bracelets and/or glitter, stickers, etc.
Some tall cunt that ditches the boys on a nature walks just to pipe his hoe
dammit that spineless candy cane ditched us again.
A reverse cougar, when the younger woman spoils an older man the same way a cougar would spoil a younger man.
Did you see that candy cub out buying her old man a new cane....
Used when something is really sweet, cute and wholesome. Generally makes you feel good inside.
“Have you seen that new cartoon ? It’s really cotton candy”
Fluff sugar on a stick or meth
Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you
Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome
H AMERICAN
a mass of fluffy spun sugar, usually pink or white, wrapped around a stick or a paper cone.
Little kid: We picked the cotton, now we can eat it?
Store owner: Uhh, yeah, take a bite?
(cotton candy)