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Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 7, 2018


Gay Canadian Jew

One who is Gay, and a Canadian Jew at the same time.

Hey! Look over there, its a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks July 1, 2024


Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

by Oxford Hood December 18, 2018


Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

by Sweaty Kaink June 9, 2020


canadian tramway

When maple syrup is injected into the penile shafts, whilst also coating an erect penis

"Tyler gave me one huge Canadian tramway last night!"

by SLIGE MAN March 17, 2018


Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020


Canadian Rugrat

A Canadian Rugrat is when you get a girl to wear a diaper and you take a shit in it and have her roll around like a baby.

Jenny was being a real bitch so I gave her a Canadian Rugrat.

by Dr. Rubert October 19, 2020