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Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet
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Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.
Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.
Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
What British people refer to as British Chinese food.
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice
Me scrolling through TikTok:
A random Brit (I’m not the best at translating it to English so forgive me): I love ordering a chinese
Me: Scrolls because shut the fuck up
A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.
Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.
a diabolical curse on your life. the teachers barley know English and send you too the office for no reason, and just cause the other kids Asian doesn't mean has amazing at everything, like jeez Louise. and the teachers a fag
oh shit we have chinese class
A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.
There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.