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A bed-day is a day when a person spends an entire day laying in bed, not because he is sick or because he stayed up all night, but simply because he doesn't feel like getting up. Usually, bed-days are spent watching TV, eating junk food, playing Xbox, farting and downloading new songs on iTunes.
People most frequently have bed-days:
A. when the weather is cold, rainy, snowy or unbearably hot,
B. when they're breaking in their new Egyptian-cotton bedsheets, or
C. when there's a "Law & Order" marathon on.
bed-day:
"Hey! Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
"I was laying in bed until 5 PM"
"What, were you sick?"
"Nope. Just day-dreaming about being in a coma."
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really good, yes, yes sir, ok, definitely, quite
wow!! look at that chick... ALL-DAY!
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A day dedicated to making single people feel like shit.
Person 1: Hey, Valentines Day is coming up!
Person 2: What? Aw, man, I'm single...I feel like shit...
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The first seventh of rag week i.e. woman. first day. period. nothing to do with bolognese sauce.
Mama says "it's a dolmio day!!" Its gonna get messy down there!
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A day in which you work the lower half of your body until you cry blood, it is the ultimate way of proving that there is no God.
Man, leg day was so awful it felt like Christ took a shit on my soul.
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When a person working at an office takes a day of becuase he/she is qoute unqoute "sick". Usually they participate in an activity that is no where near their daily work related tasks.
I gotta take my "sick day" next week.
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