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Very unique like her name. She's very nice and generous. She like to eat chicken. Playing ball is what she like. Also she was born as a star. If you ever meet meet, justs give her food.
You're wonderful Thi Hong Dan
Dan-Haikal is the realest Nigga on earth fr fr, whos that nigga walking with a schlong? That must be the one and only Haikal.
Guy1: Whos that with all these girls?
Guy 2:Oh yeah thats Dan-Haikal with his E-girls
Guy 1: man i'm jealous i want a big titty cosplay gf...
Scream Dan-Haikal if you see someone with big thighs and big tits beautiful faxe and a wonderful personality
The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.
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When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.
Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.
An Australian bottle shop Chain.
Garry: "Oi Johno wanna get on the piss mate?"
John: "Sounds good Gaz let me run to uncle dan real quick."
AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.
"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."