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Noun: Depressed Ducko
A duck in a severe state of depression is referred to as a Depressed Ducko
That duck is very depressed
Thats a Depressed Ducko
When fans get so invested in an artist or band, that they fantasize about them so much so, that they fall into an overwhelming depression over not being able to play out that fantasy or be with them.
*Could lead to stalking and obsession to a dangerous level.
**More common among K-pop fans.
I got fandom depression over this K-pop group. I need a break or a cleanse.
When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.
The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale
LEVEL ZERO: Good days
Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.
LEVEL ONE: Standard days
Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.
LEVEL TWO: Bad days
Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.
LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown
Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.
LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm
Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.
LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all
Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race
“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”
“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”
At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.
me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last
Any of several genetic and epigenetic causes of depression and potentially other mental health symptoms. A depression biotype is the underlying cause of the patient's depression and/or other mental health symptoms.
90 percent of all depressed individuals fall into one or multiple of four biotypes: undermethylation, overmethylation, pyrrole disorder and copper overload.
All depression biotypes are treatable under the Walsh Protocol with vitamins and other nutrients along with specific diets to improve and alleviate symptoms.
The key to fixing your depression is testing to learn your depression biotype or depression biotypes.
Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up
Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.
Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.