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When you go to Hal’s room at 4am and talk about your suicidal thoughts while vaping and looking at squishmallows
“Fuck man, I’m feeling so depressed, I better go to Hal’s room and talk about ending my life during depression hour”
A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.
Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!
this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder
yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"
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Another word for a boomer
Tusura is a depressed millenial. But really hes just old, fat, and stupid. aka Boomer
When the Pope leaved your city and everyone has a hard time getting themselves back to normal
Philadelphians are experiencing Pope-partum depression after the wonderful and spiritual visit from Pope Francis.
At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.
me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last
a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?