when you have posted a comment, commented on that person's status, and liked other people's wall posts on one particular person's facebook wall so many times that you have absolutely destroyed this person's wall FOREVER.
James Parrish and Brian Delgreco facebook ac130'd Katy Delgreco's wall on 7/1/10 by wrecking the wall permanently
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All the people who are online when you log in at 2 am expecting to be the only one connected.
I'll log in later so Katy doesn't see me online and start wanting to chat.
Later: "Oh shit, Katy is fucking online, plus half of my fucken friend list!!
Freaking facebook addicts!
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Finding a girl who is at least an 8/10 (10 is high, sorry for all you titanic creepers wanting to crack one off to an ugly bird) clicking on the full screen image to maximize the picture to the biggest possible size and then taming your beast.
After the action you must poke her on facebook. The idea is she doesn't know about it, that might be kinda creepy and you wouldn't wanna be known as the creeper you really are by a girl you're never going to get now, would you?
Also referred to as Facebook Sexed.
Matt: "I had such good sex last night"
Josh: "Oh congratulations mate, you finally lost your virginity?"
Matt: "No, I facebook sexed Sophie"
Josh: "Ohhh right..well did you poke her at the end?"
Matt: "Yeah of course, i'm well experienced at facebook sexing and have plently of experience"
James: "GOOOOOOOOOD"
Josh: "Wait, WTF, Sophie who? That better not be my Sophie!"
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using the facebook wall to "instant message" in replacement of aol instant messenger or other such instant messaging programs
I was at work and couldn't use AIM so I facebook aimed with Julie
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(N) Facebook applications, such as zombies, which really does nothing but makes you "bite" other people to level your self up. In other words your "zombie" gains 5 experience per bite so all of your friends are bitten, and all the ones who chose to be infected infect their friends and so on.
"Damn Dani, i've gotten 6 new Facebook STD's today, zombies, werewolves, slayers, vampires, pirates vs. ninjas, and super poke!"
"Hey isaac's really getting into facebook... he sent me about 10 differnt facebook std's... He's slowly loosing his life because he spends an hour a day clicking "bite 20""
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Someone who starts their day with mobile/cell phone updates when they wake up, than posting more throughout the day and than just before going to sleep at night. Someone who gives a run down of their day even though it's just normal stuff like watching TV, eating, going to work, at a friends house. Quite possibly a shallow person, or someone that needs more substance to their life instead of being so focused on FB. At least the fb whores can be ignored by not getting on fb. But the Text whores are even worse with their updates cause you can't avoid all the mundane garbage when they text your phone all the time!
Example of daily mobile updates from a facebook whore:
6:38am So tired and running late, morning why must you come so quick? wheres my coffee?!
10:47am Is this day over yet? Wishing it was Friday!
4:47pm Off work finally YAY!! Hangin with Jen at the mall and than home for dinner and watch tv. Text me
8:43pm Mmmmm mocha icecream and Jersey Shore, life is good. Text me
10:17pm Nite fb friends
(this doesn't include all the other mundane garabage they sign on to fb with their phone & chat about)
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Someone who has all of their profile information available for stalkers and pedophiles to view and/or comment on.
Pedo #1: Hey look, I found a facebook whore. She's got her address up here and everything!
Pedo #2: well then, what are you waiting for?! Get in the damn van!
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