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something that is eaten when drunk.
Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"
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This act requires a man to spread ketchup upon a woman's anus as lubricant before performing anal sex. Then, just before he ejaculates, the man pulls out from the girl's anus and spreads his semen all over the girl's chin. As the semen mixes with the ketchup dripping from her chin, and with the penis as the "french fry", the entire act is very reminiscent of how Canadian's enjoy their fries. Any anal excrement that accompanies the mixture simply adds to the "poutine" only enhancing the experience.
Think you've done some weird shit in your sex life? I had a girl ask me to give her a Canadian French Fry the other night. Damn crazy Canucks.
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A slag, used to describe any loss that France experiences, mostly related to ww2, when they surrendered to Germany
Hey dude, France lost the world cup to Germany again.
"Hell, if that's the only time they lost anything to Germany"
"Common French L"
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When a man stuffs a red onion in a females mouth and then punches her in the kidneys while doing her doggystyle.
This creates the tears that flow over the red onion. Then he blows his load on her face creating cheese effect. Voila!
Did you give Vanessa a "French Onion Soup" last night?
Sure did! I love that soup!
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This is inspired by the classic sandwich that is eaten by dipping the sandwich in Au Jus sauce. This is when a man dips his hard cock into Au Jus sauce, and then he sticks it in his partners mouth.
She looked hungry, so I whipped out the Au Jus and served up a French Dip Peter.
"Are you hungry?"
"No thanks, I just had a French Dip Peter."
Jen forgot to button her top blouse button after having a French Dip Peter.
Beth forgot to wipe her chin after having a French Dip Peter.
Do you want Fromunda Cheese on that French Dip Peter?
Do you want a mushroom stamp with that French Dip Peter?
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While having a bowl of milk, dipping the male genitals into the bowl your partner then proceeds to blow bubbles in the milk bowl with a straw.
"Dude, I got a French Motor Boat ride last night. Whatchou know about that holmes."
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HAHA are we serious? French military victory is just a slang phrase for " retreat!!!!!"
A french soldier says, " god damnit, well never be able to fight the Germans now, all of our tanks treads are all burnt out becuase of going into reverse to much, fuck."
French Tank Commander, "Hey what did u expect, did u see those guys?? they were pointing guns at us!"
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