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a hilarious movie! What's my dream car you ask? The S.H.I.T. mobile from the movie! its a must-see
from the movie...
kid-"you know your tail was just cut off?;quot&
cat-"huh?...HOLY SHIT!!!;quot&
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a tatoo above the ass on the lower back. interchangable with "tramp stamp." ass hat is funnier though.
"look at that chick bending over"
"yeah, that ass hat is sexy. she must love to take it up the ass"
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tugging out your foreskin as far out as you can and then insert another mans penis inside it
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a top hat magoo is when one in serts his or her nose int the male or females ear and blow. this causes arousal and, the famale will shit her pants, this would be the oppertune moment for one to stick his penis in her anal cavity, and scream as load as u can "TOP HAT MAGOO."
"my boyfriend pulled a top hat magoo an me, and i shit my pants full of corn."
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when someone puts a bomb in your hat and admires you as you explode.
"im gonna put a pineapple in his hat"
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firmly planting ones bare ass on anothers face
yeah, my dad is in the hospital. he was trying to tea bag my mom when his bad knee blew out and he accidentally gave her a dominican face hat.
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An extremely hot high school or college girl who goes and ruins it by wearing a trucker hat.
"She was hella hot but then I noticed the trucker hat."
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