to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

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Your ears must have been ringing

Knowledge that someone is talking about you when you were not present.

Your ears must have been ringing, I could not stop telling people about you.

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gonna have you naked by the end of this song

Is what Justin did to Janet during the superbowl halftime.

Justin: "gonna have you naked by the end of this song!"...*RIPP!*

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excuse me, but i have to go to the pissa

a phrase used when you need to go to the bathroom, such as when making natural pee; best used in a typical, generic, angry Ms. Hasz British accent.

Excuse me, but I have to go to the pissa.

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so, how bout that weather we're having?

1.the commonly used phrase for trying to hit on a girl you believe to be out of your league when the clock is ticking and you only have a moments chance to impress her.

2.pick up line FAIL

hot girl texting
*load her groceries, then look in her eyes (this is your chance!)

guy, "so, how bout that weather we're having?"

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Do you have a flag in your room?

Meaning that you’re white and you have an American flag also implying that you’re a hillbilly <3

Person1: “Do you have a flag in your room?”

Person2: “No I don’t, what does that mean?”

Person3: “Dude, she’s implying the fact that you’re white.”

Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request

Can you allow us to comment on entries? I want to see the chaos the ensues

"Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request" That you would let us comment on entries so we can have fun, not in a sexual way, a fun way