You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name
Hey bro I had a irish wank last night
To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.
“Sean might have been right but he’s being a real fucken Irish Carbone right now”
Someone who is considerably smarter than people named 'Matt'.
Matt: "My opinions are wrong. Luckily there is an Irish Chalupa to point it out."
Someone who is considerably more intelligent than people named 'Matt'.
Matt: All my opinions are trash. Luckily there's an Irish Chalupa to point that out.
When someone rage quits, quits a match, and shuts off the console/ closes the game, without making a noise.
He Irish Lufad.
The little bits of hair that grow on the side of your neck as the skin fade grows out
“Your Irish Man Side Neck is showing up and barbers are closed for another week, want me to trim it for you?”
when someone is asleep you put your nuts on there teeth
dude dean passed out at the party so we all gave him an irish mouthguard