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The socially acceptable version of a speedball
(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)
That Irish coffee has me going
Fosters? Downed.
Orlaiths? Ploughed.
Haydes? Sucked.
Granny? Rose.
when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.
Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration
When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
Taking the Mick out of Irish people.
Person 1: that fella over there hurt my feelings when he called me ‘paddy’ especially because my name is Dylan.
Person 2:that’s a form of racism. There should be a word for it.
Person 1: irishism…
Shoving a potato up someones ass.
Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy
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When someone avoids emotional or awkward situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened. Also known as a "Brennan Goodbye"
Rather than be honest about the reasons behind his actions Brennan pulled an Irish Goodbye... "Wet is Wet".