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The 'gross' mix of jelly and peanut butter that just doesn't take quite right.
*Sigh* "I hate it when mom buys the jelly butter."
A sexual act in which the man shoots a load of semen into his partner's nose.
I picked up a tranny hooker last night and I gave her a jelly rosenberg.
When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”
Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit
It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front
Slippery stuff you can get fun with, such as massage oils and gels. Not to be confused with lubricants.
“I was sorting through your room and found some fun jelly stuffed in a box”
Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
Someone who fills there anus with Ky Jelly. like a doughnut
Ky Jelly Packin ass doughnut-When a man fills KY Jelly into the Anus.
Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!