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the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.
Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.
A Boi gets killed every week so the police have to find the murderer before everyone's dead
"Hey did you see the latest episode of Jersey Crime"
"Yes fam i did Marruto's part was great"
When a professional athlete makes any sort of controversial decision, you'll most likely find sports fans burning jerseys. Usually, it occurs after a player leaves a team in free agency. Jersey burning is more frequent in the NBA and NFL than the MLB.
Sports fans have been doing this since the late 2000s; however, a more notable ubiquity was in July of 2010 when LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the Miami Heat in free agency. Many also burned Colin Kaepernick's jersey in 2016 after he refused to stand for the national anthem. These are just some of the many occurrences.
1: Hey, did you hear about Kevin Durant deciding to sign with the Golden State Warriors?
2: Yeah! Now a bunch of people are going crazy burning jerseys.
1: I can't believe he'd leave the Thunder to join the team that beat him in the playoffs!
Getting her name and number, the two things found on a baseball jersey.
Tom saw her from across the club and was like "Cracka, I gotta get her jersey!"
Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"
This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.
Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in
A bike gang in New Jersey, Runnemede. Consists of children who can’t count past 5 and can barely stand a popeye’s biscuit.
“ There goes the Jersey Gang again. They’re the reason why instructions exists on Shampoo. “