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Flip flops, sandals, or any open toed shoes.
Go grab your jesus sneakers and lets head to the beach.
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when a food is so good that it's like eating jesus
OMG Lura, this donut is so effing good it's like eating jesus!
Dam! Eating Lura is like eating jesus!
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"jews for jesus" is an imaginary term
"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"
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The founder of Christianity. A jew.
Preached for tolerance and pacifism.
If Jesus Christ knew that so many people waged wars and killed jewish people in his name, he would have never let those Romans kill him so he wouldn't become a martyr.
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Cheap miscellaneous booze mixed with grape juice, served in a vat or garbage bin that tastes as good as it sounds. (absolutely horrible)
P1: it's purple, but why is it called purple jesus?
P2: try some
*P1 tries it*
P1: JESUS!!!!
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Jesus Christ with a Darth Vader helmet and a jedi sword. He's more powerfull than the real Jesus. He's also evil.
I dont believe in Jesus because Jesus Vader whooped his ass.
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a Chritsian cross
preson1-im fuc*king shank u wit mah jesus hammer!"
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!
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