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1. A Person for whom failure is so consistant that they are slowly driven into madness.
2. Someone who partakes in unbelievably odd behavior that a reasonable human would avoid.
See LaToya Jackson
"Man.. every since billy lost his fast food job for the 12th time he's been acting like a total Wack-job"
"Prisoner #46729675 has been wiping his ass with his hands & not washing them for weeks on end.. What a Wack-job
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anything done in the following manners:
1. lazily
2. half-assedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.
1. Bob didn't want to shower before the party so he put deodorant on his unwashed armpits. It was a Bachelor Job.
2. Jerry couldn't hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. It was a Bachelor Job.
3. Tom's wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. It was a Bachelor Job.
4. Bob, Jerry and Tom are doing a great Bachelor Job on the b-ball hoop. I love how Bob is just sitting there, how Jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how Tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. What a bunch of idiots.
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Having your anus massaged by someone's heel.
I was getting this callus job in the pool the other day and all I could think about was farting, three mile island style.
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When you reach the point where you realize it's the same old thing over and over again, day in and day out, week after week, month after month, year after...
After three months at his new job, Tom realized he was becoming a job zombie.
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Showing no emotion while fucking the shit out of a bitch.
Stefan did a mime job with this girl at the club
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A Side Job is a girl in your life of little or no importance. However every girl must begin at this status and work her way up to "Main Job". The sides are left, right, front and back, as any more girls than this at one time is greedy and difficult.
Hannah : So have you spoken to that girl from Halloween?
Nash : Nah nah nah. She is only a side job
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The act of taking a penguin and inserting it in to a woman's vagina feet first. The man must then open the mouth of the penguin, insert his penis and fuck the woman through the penguin. Once done the man must pull out the penguin, kill it, and the two people eat the penguin.
Dude, i was at this awesome party and this shmammered chick came up to me and gave me a fridge job!!!!
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