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(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues
I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”
When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.
Man, where is Bus Johnson.
He's at Pistons!
Can be used In place of any object or device. Can be big or small. Can really be anything.
“Hey can you pass me the remote?”
“Yeah which one?”
“That bad Johnson over there on the table!”
Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa
My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
A gender neutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu.
This describes a Character in Movies, Fiction or Games, which shows the Creators ideal mostly of himself.
Characters like this are mostly overpowered, like a Gamecheat or havn't any real Problems to solve. They are imidiatly accepted and loved by everyone and gain everything with nearly no effort an/or no reason.
This is a ruined Johnson!
This Character is a runined Johnson