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KK what a fucking twat muhhhha ban ban ban from voogro so stfu biach
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When you hold your phone up in the air looking for a signal
"I was in the middle of nowhere lion kinging my ish tryin to find signal!"
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Two bagel halves with 5 or 6 pieces of processed lunchroom cheese in between them melted for about 30 seconds in the microwave. Normally served in a fry boat.
I'll have a King's special and a chocolate doughnut.
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what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army
"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman
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he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.
simone: the masterbater king ain't dead yet and he's like 100 years old
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Another nickname of Mr.Donald Trump which is used by his supporters!
Lahiru - Do you still support Deplorable King?
Mahmoud - Yeah, He is my everything !
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When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.
I need to brush my teeth because I just gave Shera a king cobra.
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