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The skin just underneath the butt cheek that can store fecal matter if not properly maintained
My Mississippi Mud pocket needs tongue punched.
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When a girl is sucking you off, and you shit down her chin and it is diarrhea.
Arabian Mud-Slide is like an Arabian Goatee but with diarrhea.
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The shit that works it's way out of your colon after a night of smoking the chronic.
Man you should have seen the bud mud i left in the shitter this morning
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during the part of anal sex, if a the women was constipated and she lost control of her bouls, leaving shit everywhere, the man proceeds to catch the feces in his hand and slaps her in the face with her own poop. resulting in the famous Utah Mud Slam.
while burt was ass pwning janice, janice warned burt that she was constipated, and that have anal sex might loosen up all the junk in her trunk. so burt tells her he has it covered, while he finishes in her ass, he pulls out quickly. janice looses all control of her sphincter, and bouls. burt then catches her poop in his hand, and in one good motion, he gives janice one good slap across the face resulting in a Utah Mud Slam.
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When someone receives a blow job while taking a shit.
I'm horny and I've got a turtle head poking out, how about giving me a Mississippi mud pump to help things along?
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A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.
Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.
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when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.
Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie
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