Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

mike blown syndrome

an unfortunate syndrome where you cant help but be really random and to make up random words and give them crazy definitions for mild humour.

oh no i got mike blown syndrome

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Mike N Ikes

When a Male puts mike and Ikes into his rectum, then another male proceeds to retrieve them from the others rectum with his tongue.

"Matt paid 25 cents to get Jacobs Mike N Ikes"

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Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

mike who cheese harry

If you say it out loud a couple of times you realize that it sounds like "my coochie hairy"😂😂 try it your self

"say Mike who cheese Harry"~person 1
"My coochie Harry"~person 2

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Mike White

An awesome person who has bad taste in political affairs and watches to much American Idol . Eats way to much Chocolate Chips and Cheese. Manorexic lol.

To Mike White is to vote republican in any election lol.

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bravo alpha mike foxtrot

Military Phonetics: Bad Ass Mother Fucker!

That guy is definitely a "BRAVO ALPHA MIKE FOXTROT"