A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.
Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.
In the simpsons episode, a movie that homer and bart were watching at the drive-in theater.
Actress: You mean, it ate Patrick too?
Actor: (mysteriously) It ate everybody.
Actress: What about Erika?
Homer and Bart: (exasperated) It ate everybody!!!
Homer: stupid
A gynocologist. These words are only here because "A gynocologist" is too short of a definition.
I hate it when my cookie monster puts those metal things in my cookie.
Term/code name for your penis
I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.
The most awesome music related world building monster themed game ever played by five year olds, and other people, ever.
Jim: I finally bought a Wubbox in My Singing Monsters!
Bob: What the shit is that?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.
Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.