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Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.
God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.
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It's when a band is first starting out on a small independent label and hasn't become rich or popular yet.Ironically rich know it all college hippies all love indie music as long as the artists don't make one red cent from it.But the second the artists actually makes money the stupid rich know it all college hippies don't like them anymore and accuse them of being sellouts.If you are rich enough to go to college then you ARE a fucking sellout already so you should be such a hypocrite as to call bands who make it beyond an indie label sellouts.Also college retards like anything that's not popular even if it sucks balls and so in scrambling to find new shitty bands that haven't become popular yet these stupid gay rich college hippie faggots latch onto a new emo band every week,lol.
Stupid indie music is how rich know it all college hippies like to pretend that they are keepin it real,lmao.
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varieties of tribal expression, music being a universal language still has dialects only spoken by certain tribes
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!
that death metal just isn't a musical dialect i speak
that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect
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Music you listen to when you're stoned.
Certain types of music are more enjoyable while high, like reggae and rap, but everyone's preferences are different.
cypress hill, bone thugs n harmony, bob marley - all classic smoking music artists.
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Music that is listened to when someone is angry, most often this music is used to get even angrier, because people like that sorta thing.
Do you see that kid at the back of the bus with the headphones, it looks like he's listening to 'angry music'.
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Any genre of techno that has a rhythmic bass beat in the background. Douche, douche, douche, douche is how it will sound.
What Asians listen to.
"Dude, they played THE most AMAZING douche music last weekend at the club."
Hannah:Lets listen to aphex twins!
Jared: Pump up the douche!
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