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when a girl with no personality attempts to wear as little clothing as possible to appear more attractive- even though every respectable man knows that a woman’s mind is most important.
Gary: “Well why don’t you date Maggie?”
Steve: “Are you kidding me? She’s constantly wearing duct tape over her nipples. I don’t think she even reads.”
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The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.
Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
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When you have a gaping nipple hole and plug it up with a randomized person cum and spit while waiting 48 minuets to dry then licking it back up to reintroduce you feminists side this act is extremely illegal except when don’t in native America costumes
I got a nipple piercing plug up
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a girl that traps ya chopper and your nipple who also wants to stick her finger up your arse!
like oh ouch AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get it out get it out
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an exclamtion, like oh my god!!!
They had sex? Well squeze my nipple and call me Sally.
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A response to any insult directed at someone around you
Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"
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Family Guy uses this as a funny statement to make it seem like Peters great great grandfather was Java the Hut.
It means to picnch the nipple with great force.
I want to 'raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy' you.
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