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When you tend to cuddle in your sleep
And there was Tom, being a sleep panda to Richard
Waking up after drooling all over your face.
When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.
"The more you sleep, the more you sloop." so Shut the fuck up
A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.
Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.
When you're exhausted and can physically feel yourself start to pass out and dream. Knowing you're gonna be asleep within minutes.
*lays down on couch*
"Welp, that workout gave me some sleep momentum"
*sleeping within 2 minutes*
Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep
“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”
Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.
I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.