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when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;
me: guess what i did last night
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
To take a crap.
Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.
Toldya not to eat roadkill.
Fruiting: Vulgar Slang. Engaging in male prostitution by under-age males trading sex for drugs, money, or gifts.
Young Buck quit stealing to buy dope (heroin). Now he goes fruiting every night, because it's easy money.
Partaking in a homosexual activity. Essentially “fucking me in the ass”. Used to describe disbelief.
Are you fruiting me right now?
When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"
"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
It is normal curry, but made with fruit instead to bring a more juicy or citrus taste
Mark-Yum I am going to eat some Fruit Curry
Steven- Oh What fruit will you use?
Mark- Oranges
when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off
“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says
“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says
“what’s that”-shelly says
“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says
“ok big D ev”-shelly says