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San Jose Cell Phone

A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.

"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."

by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


i lost my phone

When a guy you like who says he is single but really has a wife/girl friend, disappear for days without notice.

I Lost my phone, was returned today.

by qu33n617 May 5, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Do u have games on ur phone?

This sentence is used normally from a yougen within the age of 5-9. Many young children get drop kicked after asking this question.
Do u have game on ur phone?

Child: "Hey Laila"

Me: "What do you want now"

Child: "Do u got games on ur phone?"

Me: *violently drop kicks yougen out of my room*
Do u have games on ur phone?

by "I AM GETTING TRIGGERED" -Drew February 23, 2019

91๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


More chins than a Chinese phone book

A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.

Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!

by Clintoncousin September 12, 2007

227๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red phone with a clear case

A girl name who likes her cat a little to much and likes untoasted bagels has this phone

Defined as, ugh that girl has a red phone with a clear case, what a noob

by Madster123577 January 28, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


More chins than a Chinese phone book

A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.

"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"

by yourma2000 November 24, 2008

117๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


more chins then a chinese phone book

For people that have a protruding chin or have a lot of saggy skin under the chin.

John has more chins then a chinese phone book.

by lutfia January 23, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž