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When you go outside right after it snows and make a snow angel, but your naked when you do it. You should probably do this in the back yard especially if you have nosy neighbors.
Right after it snowed, I went outside and made a naked snow angel.
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The asshole who sits around the corner and waits until you completely clear your driveway and then fills it in with the blade of his plow.
These people don't sleep at night...and they likely play with dolls as a hobby...they don't call em flakes for nothing!
No example necessary - if you live in a climate where there is snow then you KNOW the Snow Plow Driver is EVIL
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A "drink" given to unsuspecting girl. Made as follows:
1. Cum into a large shot glass (works best with multiple loads), let chill.
2. Mix with equal parts vodka and stir ‘till foamy.
3. Give to some dumb bitch and laugh your ass off when she downs it.
If the bitch is really dumb, just mix cum and cold water. Great way to get mild revenge on your stupid ho girlfriend if she won’t swallow!
(If made with vodka and orange juice, drink is known as the Siberian Sunrise).
YOU: hey girlie, want to try a Siberian Snow Plow?
DUMB BITCH: Sure! (gulp). Wow, that was the shit!
YOU:A ha ha ha ha ha
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An interesting sex position involving a pound of feathers, honey, about five yards of rope, and a tub of dulce de leche. One must suspend oneself from the ceiling with the rope by their wrists and ankles, covered in honey. Your partner must then slowly stick the feathers on you, peel them off, while rubbing your partners genitals with the dulce de leche. We still don;t know why it's called the Korean Snow Globe.
Man: Hey honey, I'm home from the busi- OH MY GOD WHERE DID THESE FEATHERS COME FROM?!?! WHO IS *THAT*?!?!
Woman: Uh....you remember Steve, right? Well, we just tried the Korean Snow Globe. You're home early!
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In which a person of small or semi-small stature who regularly wears bulky clothing is seen without said bulky clothing. Though there's nothing proportionally wrong with them, you can't help but think that as they essentially just instantly changed their body type right before your eyes.
Seeing Kit Harrington shirtless was the weirdest thing! I'm so used to seeing him in all those furs on Game of Thrones. But that's Jon Snow Syndrome for you.
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White trash from Canada.
Did you see that drunken mountie?
He's snow white trash!
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While having sex doggy style, grab the female's arms and ram her head into the wall.
I had to patch the wall after giving my girl the denver snow plow.
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