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A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
Aurora, ILL about 40 minutes from Chi-Town for those of u who dont know what Chi-town means it Chicago, ILL. A-Town is the most gutta town in the USA.
Yo, cracka i got to keep it gutta in A-Town north.
When somebody has lived rhere entire life in the Far North Coast and have reached an existential plateau due to lack of oppurtunities that come as consequence to the geographical positioning of the area.
Bloody Bob, all he does is smoke bewgs and drink rivet from aldi. I wish he would just stop Far North COASTING and get out to see what lies beyond.
Beautiful independent girls. They are extremely smart and have a lot going for themselves. They aren't easy to get with for they actually value themselves. They are caring and will do anything to help someone. They aren't stupid and know when they are being played. Hoe is not in their vocabulary. They live in the upper east part of the USA. They are Bad and Boujee and can't be broken.
Damn I'd love me a north east girl.
Them north east girls are so smart!
Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.
I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.
The process of busting a huge load over a person from the belly button up covering stomach, breasts, neck, face and hair.
I gave this chick a creamy north last night and she was completely covered.
north end is usually a nice place until you run into billy bongo bobik and his skater gang that will give you a left right goodnight
dave: i am going to north end tonight
chris: better watch out for billy bongo
dave: whatever
*later*
billy: uhhhhhhhhh
*gets stabbed*