Big City 5

A girl/guy whose attractiveness gives them a high score on a scale of 10...but only because they live in a small town where everyone is kind of fugly. But put them in the nearest big city, and their score is cut in half.

I was at a bar in Pigfuck, Iowa, that had a bunch of girls who were pasty and had lots of zits. They were hot for the area, but were still Big City 5s.

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February 5

Bruno and Eva's 4 month anniversary!!!

Its their anniversary February 5

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rule 47-5

Any kid in the presence of an adult can consume alcool

"Yay," Harry raised his fist in the air. "Let's go have a drunken house party."

"Harry," Sirius interjected a voice of reason. "You're in first year, you can't get drunk."

"Rule 47-5" Harry replied smugly.

"Oh . . . right," Sirius nodded. "Never mind, you can get drunk."

"Yay," Harry and Sirius rushed out of the room.

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5-1-0

1. The police radio code for a dangerous driver. Generally a dangerous/drunk driver, or a speeder.

2. The portable version of Need for Speed: Most Wanted. Exclusively on the PSP, you can also take out the tuners as the cop in 'Tuner Take-down' mode. Fun, but over time you may get over it.

1. >>Yo, dawg, I just beat Need For Speed 5-1-0!
>>Nigga please!

2. Attention all units. We have a 5-1-0 headed northbound on I-64. Suspect is driving a Black Mercedes CLK. Engaging pursuit, over.

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5 second joke

A joke that lasts for only 5 seconds. (A joke that can easily be spotted in 5 seconds.)

Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke

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5-0'd

When beaten in a first to 5 games in super smash bros which usually results in the crying of the person beaten.

Did you see how chillindude got 5-0'd?

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Sub 5 miler

A person who can run a mile under 5 minutes (usually referring to on a track). This person, if male, is pretty cool. However, if a girl can run sub 5 for a mile then they are basically the coolest person in the world. Imagine maintaining one minute and 14 seconds in the blistering sun for four freakin laps around a boring, oval track. Yeah, we are just THAT cool.

Dude, that sub 5 miler is a boss! Yeah, and her Nike Zoom Victories are sick!!!!!

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