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My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024


Ram-Jam

To aggressively ram your penis into a vagina without so much as spit for lube

Robin was late to work so her boss Tim gave her the ram-jam

by Pit bull Penny March 13, 2020


Ram Jams

Very large, very perky breasts on an older woman.

Nancy Pelosi has the best pair of Ram Jams I’ve seen on an old broad in years.

by bean bag testicles September 3, 2020


woo woo jam

When you are high on love on someone who is jobless, degreeless, hobbiless, and broke. But great sex.

The bro got way too woo woo jam right now

by budsssmoker420 February 28, 2024


Gina jam

Anyone, or anything, preventing a girl from getting fucked.

Guy: You ready to fuck me dry?
Slut: My place or yours?
Gina jam: His place! He's got a bunch of awesome DVDs we could watch together. I can bring the popcorn!

-_____-

by Audrey, wait! May 13, 2011


Ma’am jam

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.

Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019


raspberry bubble jam

When you take your pink rock hard penis and proceed to jam your lover... Continuously...

I raspberry bubble Jammed her so hard

by Dontaskwhy July 11, 2014