When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.
“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios
love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight
An drunk Irish man who drinks too much and ends up fucking your daughter.
Oi!! Jimmy just pulled a Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg on my girl Jazz!
A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.
Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!
This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.
Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now
When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.
Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after
Boy: lol. Jizz theory
means on jah but jizz. no not sus, unless u make it sus.
Guzzle this guzzle juice on jizz.