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Floppy triangular titties
Like soggy sandwich sliced diagonally
She had horrendous sandwich skin sacks
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Originated when asked how good Kev was in bed last night. Now a common phrase associated with someone called Kevin who brings joy and humor to all.
Ahhhhh man Kev the sack is a total legend!!!
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The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...
I thought I had ball sack fart, but apparently I sharted myself!
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A phrase intended to remind magical thinkers of the ridiculousness of their claims.
Irish comedian Dara O'Briain first used the phrase in his stand-up performances when talking about priests, astrologers, and the like. He said that he would put them all in a big sack, tie the sack up with string, and hit them all with sticks.
He then went on to say that when someone gives a facile answer to a difficult question, and that person is then asked to provide evidence, but replies with "There's more to life than evidence," the proper response to that magical thinker is "Get in the fuckin' sack."
Hey, what happens to us after we die?
Oh, the good people go to live with god, and the bad people suffer for all eternity.
What's the evidence for that?
It's in the Bible.
Get in the fuckin' sack.
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The elongated version of a human scrotum which appears in searing hot weather conditions.
I just did a video search on the word nekkade and witnessed a ridiculous summer length sack. Why was that guy riding his bike in the nude?
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An odd package of a male where the package does not touch any part of the body. There is no shaft just a tiny head that looks like the head is attached to the sack. The sack has no excess skin-the skin is tight against the balls. It looks like a frog.
The 5 year old had a frog sack.
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A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.
Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”
Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”