hollywood reach-over

the perfect revenge to pull on a lover that cheated on you. ya stick your first 2 fingers up her ass, then ya reach around and stick those same fingers up her nose as u have anal sex. best done wearing sunglasses and in front of a camera

cheater: I never should have cheated on my boyfriend
friend: why, what happened?
cheater: well, we had makeup sex, right? he turn around and did a Hollywood reach-over on me!
friend: serves ya right!!!

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car comb-over

A cosmetic addition to a mid-life crisis car

Dude. See that vanity plate on that guy's Hummer? Car comb-over.

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style over substance

1) a.k.a "first shoot then draw target"
a.k.a "first sell than produce"

That's pretty much how this world works.

Some asocial geeks and geniuses invent things and stuff, than comes some Steve Jobs or Bill Gates that calls himself "King of geeks", doing pretentious face, poses and phrases and basically "selling" the "style of geekiness" to the general public. That's because for the general public the "substance" is not interesting cause it's complex and takes time to understand, while "style" is interesting cause it's quickly pleases eyes and ears while engaging your own imagination about yourself in this world.

2) Just the same thing as pictured above, but specifically in movies. Pleasing eyes and ears instead of telling interesting story.

1)
X: Hey, look at my new Marvel shirt, while i'm pasting some famous quotes from smart people to my Facebook.
Y: You wont get smarter by doing this. That's just style over substance.

2)

X: Wow, I just saw new Tarantino movie. It's so cool, was so violent and fun. Tarantino is great.
Y: Violent and fun? Why you don't watch crime news and get fun?

X: You don't understand, it's Tarantino, it's his style, he should be so.
Y: More like "style over substance"

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over 9000th base

When her power level is over 9000 but you go ahead anyway.

A: I was with that girl last night, but her power level was over 9000
B: What did you do?
A: Fucked her anyway.
B: WOAH!!! Over 9000th base. You are so awesome.

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all over the map

1. widely scattered

2. in a widely varied maner

He looked for grandpa all over the map when he ran away from the hospital.

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all over the gaff

to be completely locked outa yer face and making a tit outa yerself
OR
to be all over the gaff WITH someone is when they're riding the shite outa each other

you and him were all over the gaff WAH!
that choung one was all over the gaff last night

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Jump You Over

Jump you over : Beat you up.

"I'm going to jump you over on that game tomorrow".

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