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pot porn

Photos of law enforcement types posing in front of seized bales of weed or uprooted plants

Man did you see the brown shoes that DA was wearing in the pot porn shot in the paper today......those were some ugly ass shoes but they matched his suit

by mushtoomush November 15, 2010


Minch pot

The roll of fat under the belly button on a female.

Check out her minch pot

by TheRealIan2 February 09, 2018


piss pot

tmillion has big chin and smells like piss crimes and chin looking ass

tmillion is a piss pot

by million 23 September 14, 2018


Piss pot

Troublemaker

My kitten is such a piss pot!

by BigA01 September 25, 2018


freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .

Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023


Two pot night

a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately

Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!

by April 04, 2022


pot - o - phile

any law enforcement who improperly touches anyone in their crotch and genital area searching for cannabis. equal to a child molester.

that sheriff is a 100% pot - o - phile, he touched my pepe thinking it was weed.

by green trump July 06, 2022