a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
any law enforcement who improperly touches anyone in their crotch and genital area searching for cannabis. equal to a child molester.
that sheriff is a 100% pot - o - phile, he touched my pepe thinking it was weed.
Passing excessive gas, a person says, "Excuse me, I have to go to the doo-doo pot."
When things are going bad in a gross way
I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.
A small jar or container in which one carries/stores their marijuana buds.
I hoped you’d bring your bud out tonight. That’s a cool little nug pot.
When coming together with or collaborating with a group/organization that is considered the opps.
Ex. We in the opp pot, put them in the opp pot, the opp pot is actually pretty chill lol.
Person 1- “They really don’t fuck with these people, yet we’re working with them lol”.
Person 2- “true, we in the opp pot for sure lmao”.
Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.